“man lying in bed smiling”
that is not a smile
that is a cry for help
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i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?
do you?
Everything is available in my country.
sorry you were saying
HA.
oooooh burn.
change password
log out
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for this all to blow over

“Seriously Ben that hat?”
“Tom, have you seen the tie you are wearing?”
Me: Did you know Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus got engaged?
My Brother: Who's Liam Hemsworth?
Me: Gale from The Hunger Games.
My Brother: I never saw it.
Me: He's Thor's brother.
My brother: Loki's marrying Hannah Montana?